From the kind and considerate Legal Department of Dickass:
General
This Website may include inaccuracies or typographical errors. Dickass
and the third parties that provide content on this site may make improvements
and/or changes in the products, services, programs, and prices described in this
Website at any time without notice. Changes are periodically made to the
Website.
These Terms represent the entire understanding relating to the use of the Website and prevail over any prior or contemporaneous, conflicting or additional, communications. Dickass can revise these Terms at any time without notice by updating this posting.
Any action related to this Website will be governed by U.S. federal law. No choice of law rules of any jurisdiction will apply.
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control of and are not maintained by Dickass. Dickass is not responsible for the
content of those sites. Dickass provides these links to you only as a
convenience, and the inclusion of any link to such sites does not imply
endorsement by Dickass of those sites. Dickass reserves the right to terminate
any link or linking program at any tme.
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Website where users transmit or post communications or communicate solely with
each other, including, but not limited to chat rooms, bulletin boards or other
user forums, and the content of any such communications. Dickass, however, will
have no liability related to the content of any such communications, whether or
not arising under the laws of copyright, libel, privacy, obscenity, or
otherwise.
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TRUTH, ACCURACY OR COMPLETENESS OF ANY OF THE MATERIALS CONTAINED ON THE
WEBSITE. ANY QUESTIONS REGARDING THE MATERIALS SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO THE
PROVIDERS OF SUCH MATERIALS.
Limitation of Liability
DICKASS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES SUFFERED AS A RESULT OF
USING, MODIFYING, CONTRIBUTING, COPYING, DISTRIBUTING, OR DOWNLOADING THE
MATERIALS ON THIS WEBSITE. IN NO EVENT SHALL DICKASS BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT,
PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGE (INCLUDING LOSS OF
BUSINESS, REVENUE, PROFITS, USE, DATA OR OTHER ECONOMIC ADVANTAGE) HOWEVER IT
ARISES, WHETHER FOR BREACH OR IN TORT, EVEN IF DICKASS HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY
ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
YOU HAVE SOLE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ADEQUATE PROTECTION AND BACKUP OF DATA AND/OR EQUIPMENT USED IN CONNECTION WITH THE WEBSITE AND WILL NOT MAKE A CLAIM AGAINST DICKASS FOR LOST DATA, RE-RUN TIME, INACCURATE OUTPUT, WORK DELAYS OR LOST PROFITS RESULTING FROM THE USE OF THE MATERIALS. YOU AGREE TO HOLD DICKASS HARMLESS FROM, AND YOU COVENANT NOT TO SUE DICKASS FOR, ANY CLAIMS BASED ON USING THE WEBSITE.